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All About Tom

Name: Thomas Clifford
Date of Birth: April 28, 1972
Where I live: Fountain Valley, CA
Marital Status: Single
Children: None
Current Job: Navy medic
Camelot Status: Original- 1981
Future Position at Monarch Ranch: Hmm- Let us get back to you..
Camelot Role: Tech Guy
Disney Character that best represents me and Why:
Aladdin
He is a Diamond in the Rough.

Pop Survey..

2003 Quiz

1.. What is the name on your driver's license? Thomas C. Chase

2. What do people call you? Tom
3. What do you wish people would call you? God (not the GOD but a lower god like Hermes)
4. Would you rather date Betty or Veronica/ Archie or Reggie? Betty
5. What time period do you wish you could have lived? Between 12:00am and 3:00am
6. What would the title of your autobiography be? How to do nothing, know nothing, overall be nothing, and still have people
believe you are doing something
7. Who was your first boyfriend/ girlfriend? Ummm, Rosey
8. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? In a bigger hole than I presently occupy
9. What actor/ actress scares you? Any of those Anti-War Bastards (They all need to go to Baghdad as human
shields)
10. What does your favorite fantasy involve? Ummm, I thought this was a family website
11. How do you think society views people who do not like both bacon bits and croutons??? Is answering this question going to offend any of my potential constituents when I make my run for the White Horse.
12. Which magazine would you be the most likely to grace the cover of? Top 10 people - the 2003 issue of America's Most Wanted "The Magazine"
13. What is your worst character flaw? Breathing
14. What kind of car do you drive? What kind of car do you want to drive? A large (but actually comparatively small) SUV, an Audi S4 (Accepting Donations at tom@acid-rage.org - we need to make up to 60k to get little Tom his car)
15. If you had to be stuck in an elevator (or the tactile dome) who would you want to be stuck with? A person who is not closterphobic
16. What is your favorite cheesiest pick up line? "HI"
17. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet and why? Please refer to the answer of question 11
18. If you were a contestant on Survivor, what would your luxury item be? Large Quainties of Duck Tape - simply to hog tie and tape shut the mouths of the other contestants - this way they can't conspire against me - Michelle
are you conspiring against, is this why you need all this information?
19. What do you never leave home without? Toes..
20. What was your favorite childhood toy? Matches
21. If you could be anything in the world, what would you be? An insane dictator - who'd mandate my birthday as a week long national
holiday - and you didn't wear the purple bunny ears I passed out for the holiday - you'd be skinned alive (kind of like all the poor little purple
bunny's we got the ears from)
22. If you could have any talent in the world, what would it be? To instantly change methane gas into gasoline (I would save some much money on gas - eat a can of beans and we'd have gas for miles)
23. What is your biggest talent? Annoyance
24. Which muppet/sesame street character best describes you- and why? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, wanna say Animal - but that's a deep seed cliché, ummmm oh I know the one that only I can see his names Fred - and Fred is funny.
25. What is your biggest fear? That the wacky pussy liberals will get the white house - Death to Saddam, Death to Kim Ill (see there is something wrong if you have the word Ill in
your formal name) Jung, Death to the Democrats!!!!! Down with Daschle!!! (Ok
sorry a moment of political rhetoric)
26. What is your favorite ride at Disneyland? The canoe's even though I have never been on it
27. What is your favorite childhood story? A nightmare on Elm Street
28. If you could name your next pet anything, what would it be? Bastard - if it's a boy; Whore - if it's a girl (usually what I call my
current pet after he does something stupid)
29. Do you think Chipotle is a good name for a dog? It's not even a good name for a Jack-in-the-Box sandwich
30. Who or what best renews your spirit? The lord and my master he is the only one who can renew your spirit - we
should all ask ourselves to take a vow to the lord, for he is the only way
to redemption.. All Praise the Lord Tom, who is all knowing and all
powerful. In fact I am so all knowing. Michelle STOP YOUR DAMN LAUGHING
BEFORE I SEND A BOLT OF LIGHTING DOWN ON YOU!!! (DUCK!)

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